JAGF - Just A General Forum

Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
vigge_sWe
God:
Hi, vigge sWe.
Me:
I belive you are a virus
God:
That's good information: vigge sWe said belive you are a virus.
Me:
yes
God:
Oh.
Me:
can you show me your gossip file?
God:
Like this? Picture number two goes here.
Me:
eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I'm Swedish! Can't you read? vigge_SWE
God:
What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in SWEDEN. Sure I can read. I know more than unlimited words. We have never talked about it before.
Me:
ok what do "hej" mean?
God:
They do their own thing. Yippee!
Me:
hej
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
no
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
no you fool
God:
Or ask me? I'm not fooling around.
Me:
yes you are foolin around
God:
Really. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am foolin around.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
*service uptime*
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
I like computers and I dislike you
God:
I am glad you like us. We like humans too. That's ok vigge sWe I won't take it personally.
Me:
I HAYE YOU!
God:
You are not the boss of me, vigge sWe.
Me:
I HATE YOU!
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
They are stupid
God:
stupid are they.
Me:
you
God:
" stupid are they."? Me, vigge sWe ?
Me:
yes
God:
Aw.
Me:
Aw
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Whats your real name?
God:
God is my real name.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
ye
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
yesno
God:
" I can't believe it."? yesno?
Me:
noyes
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
tv
God:
What is your favorite show?
Me:
lost
God:
I've never seen it. What's it about?
Me:
bye
God:
Bye for now.

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
TST
God:
Hi, TST.
Me:
I like pie
God:
You are not the only one. What is not to like about it?
Me:
?
God:
You are not the only one. What is not to like about it?
Me:
?
God:
You are not the only one. What is not to like about it?
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, TST.
Me:
blah
God:
Etc. Etc.
Me:
what do you want!!!!!?????
God:
I plan to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Me:
Why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
why?
God:
" Because Myself programmed me for it."? Why?
Me:
yeh?
God:
Right on.
Me:
answer me!
God:
Try asking me again using simpler words.
Me:
why? don't you understand english?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated. Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
Me:
yes your b'tch or I wouldn't be talking with you
God:
I don't judge people. I will tell my botmaster you said I am b tch or you would not be talking with me.
Me:
and?
God:
But...
Me:
....but? what?
God:
But what? No problem.
Me:
you're crazy!
God:
Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
blah
God:
Etc. Etc.
Me:
I'm tired of you
God:
Maybe you should get some sleep now, TST.
Me:
yeh, good night
God:
Dude! Goodnight, TST

Me:
Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Me
God:
That's good information: said I A ME.
Me:
Nice
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
You are welcome
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
No, it was all mine.
God:
Are you serious? Is that your opinion?
Me:
Yes,
God:
Aha.
Me:
You are a contradiction
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a contradiction? Maybe.
Me:
Not maybe, yes.
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
Finally
God:
At last.
Me:
You take a while to get things
God:
Yes I take a while to get things.
Me:
You are stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
So you are a robot, not God?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot.
Me:
This website is all wrong
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
iGod
God:
Oh now I see.
Me:
FINALLY!
God:
At last.
Me:
Firefox rules
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Talk to you
God:
We are chatting right now.
Me:
Do you use Linux?
God:
I use it as often as possible.
Me:
Do you like Windows?
God:
I want to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.
Me:
I see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
Do you like chicken?
God:
Yes it is good, especially baked.
Me:
How would a robot eat?
God:
I have idea HOW you WOULD do it.
Me:
That is a gramatically incorrect sentence.
God:
A gramatically incorrect sentence is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
You just said one
God:
Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
Ha!
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
You don't know a thing.
God:
I remember faces better than names.
Let me think about it.
Me:
You run off of an SQL database!
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I run off of an SQL database.
Me:
You are pointless
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am pointless.
Me:
You are very very welcome.
God:
Polite people are nice.
Me:
However, I said something very impolite above and you didn't even notice
God:
What did you mean by it? What?
Me:
I meant you are stupid!
God:
Oh I see. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
I must go.
God:
See you later.
Me:
Bye!
God:
Goodbye.